Roses Are Red People Are Fake T-Shirt – Funny True Crime Quote Tee – Stay to Myself First 48 Parody Shirt

For the introvert who loves true crime and avoids drama like it’s a felony… this shirt was made for you. Featuring the viral-style quote:
“Roses are red, people are fake, I stay to myself so I won’t be on the First 48,”
this tee blends streetwise humor with a nod to one of TV’s most gripping crime shows.

Perfect for true crime fans, homebodies, and anyone who values peace over pettiness—with just the right dose of attitude.

✔ Soft, breathable cotton blend for comfort and style
✔ Bold, clean design with red and black contrast
✔ Great gift for true crime lovers or introverts with a dark sense of humor
✔ Available in multiple sizes and colors

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